Inside the Zombies’ Brain (How Zombies Work)

 

Zombies are attracted to anything that they can see, smell or hear. I suggest using this weakness to your advantage. Try using bell towers to lure bitters to different other sides of the town or city, as seen in The Walking Dead Video Game Season 2. If you ever come across fireworks, take them they can be used to overrun an enemies base by attracting zombies to their location.

You could make a spike or pitfall using noise and lights to attract them into a fall.
If your base is ever surrounded by zombies and escape is not an option, try using fireworks, speakers, or other noisy/bright objects to get them off your walls.

Zombies work in a dis-coordinated hoard, often traveling for miles in one direction, long forgetting what they were original chasing. It could be a rock falling or a random squirrel, but now there are 20…50…100…200 it just keeps getting larger and larger until they find something else to attract their attention.

 

Zombie School

 

Welcome class, today we will be adventuring into a Zombie’s Brain. Please take notes as we watch the following clips.

(Do not mimic zombies, they will kill you.)

You have probably realized by now that this is just for fun, but some of the tips below may just save your life:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some packing to do.

 

Don’t Forget The Entertainment!

 

Want to survive the zombie apocalypse? Keeping you and your loved ones sane, is going to be a big step in the right direction. “How can I do that?”, you ask? One word: Entertainment!
Without a good way to exercise your brain, you will end up without it.

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Pack a deck of cards, a few good books, and some kind of entertainment device (one with good battery life). I would suggest either the Gameboy color or the original Gameboy, both with good battery life and fun games. If you could charge a laptop with a wind mill or a solar panel you could play movies and shows. I suggest something with a high re-watch value such as Futurama or what ever you could watch a hundred times and still enjoy.
You should have some kind of set monthly or weekly, game day. When you challenge your friends, play music instruments, and having a good time in general, anything to keep morale high. Morale is very important when trying to keep a relatively large group of people from stealing, threatening, and killing each other. Keep going strong!
Now if you’ll excuse me I have some Futurama to watch.

 

 

 

The Worst Places to Go (Zombie Apocalyse)

Today I am going to show a video from a YouTuber, ZMZreloaded. Sadly he is no longer active, but I feel he videos still deserve some attention and admiration. What are the worst places to go? Hopefully I, along with some help from ZMZ, shall answer this questions.

Camping out on a roof top for the night is a great idea, find a building that is at least two stories tall, with a strong foundation, made of brick or stone. If no building are in sight, or it is to dangerous, you can stay the night in a tall tree.

Stores in general are a bad place to go. Feel free to loot stores if you survived the initial horror show, but be careful, some people may have survived and are living there.

Avoid going north, unless properly prepared. Many people will die because food and gear will be low. I recommend getting a two story tall farm house and defending that with spikes, ditches, and lots and lots of razor wire.

 

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