Bug Out Bag (Zombie Apocalypse)


It’s always important to have a bug out bag, no matter your situation, but today I¬†want to talk about a specialized kit for the zombie apocalypse. Find a day bag to use as your bug out bag container, then fill it with the following. Water – Pack water purification tablets and filtration, so you can drink on the move, also bring at least 2 quarts of water per person per day. Food – Pack roughly a three day supply per person, bring food bars, MRE, and dehydrated food packs. First Aid – In my B.O.B, I have a LIFELINE TRAIL LIGHT 3, good for hiking and the zombie apocalypse. Other – Pack firecrackers for a quick distraction, if you ever get trapped a top a building or in a tree, just light and throw. Bring Headlamp, Multi-tool, hunting knife, fire starter, local map, duct tape, and rope.

I hope this helped you start your kit, now just add regular things and you should be ready for the apocalypse in a pinch.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Bug Out Bags to get ready.




Mass Trickery (Zombie Apocalypse)


Today I am going to be talking about the unthinkable happening. That raiders and bandits found your hide away and decide to kill you for supplies.

Well actually, first let’s talk about preparation for such an event.

Trickery #1

I would recommend to leave a false map on your person. The map would indicate the whereabouts of your ‘base’. Which in reality, would actually be a trap. This trap can be very unique and creative, but I believe simply attracting a hoard and trapping them inside a building would be satisfactory. Just have some kind of tripwire that, when activated, would open a door with a loud “BANG!”, and hopefully get the bandits eaten alive.
Keep a private stash of guns, ammo, food, and water. Only tell a select few about this stash, as any of your fellow survivors could have switched sides. When captured or your base overrun, if they don’t kill you straight away, bide your time and wait for an escape. Don’t try to overthrow them again unless you got to your secret stash of supplies and you are very confident that you can take out the main enemy figure or likewise destroy their group.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some guns to hide.










So you have Survived the First Year? Zombie Apocalypse Prep


So you have survived the first year?
Well, good for you! By this point you will probably be out of regular canned foods and be looking for an alternative. What!? You didn’t plan ahead *sarcasm*. I swear in every zombie movie or TV show that they are never planning for the future. But, in The Walking Dead comic books they do a great job planning and preparing, when they are not dealing with stupid other survivors shooting at them.

When planning your main focuses are going to be food, water, and shelter. Not unlike any other survival situation.
For food:
You are going to want to plant a garden. In that garden you should have an assortment of vegetables to store for the winter. Winter is now one of your biggest threats. (Depending on where you live.) Good things to start your garden include;
Cucumbers: One cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, B3, B5, B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc. Why wouldn’t you want that?
Garlic: Increases the immune system, can help boils and sores, will expel intestinal parasites and worms from your body, and has anti-fungal properties which are very effective for treating yeast infections and Candida. Also it will help wash out that putrid taste of dog food.

For water:
I think these links will clear up any questions about water filtering and maybe you’ll find a new blog while you’re out:

And lastly about shelter:
I have done posts about this before, such as here, and here. I am just going to add a few tips. You want to be away from civilization, like up in some mountain away from all zombies and more importantly, other survivors. Do not head north, people die all the time not to add in the crazy riots that a zombie apocalypse will insure. Okay don’t head north and don’t stay in the city. I would want to go south. For one, I hate the cold so that’s a plus right there and also you might get to avoid all those idiots that are heading north. Good luck in your zombie ventures no matter where you go. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some gardening to be done.

Zombie School


Welcome class, today we will be adventuring into a Zombie’s Brain. Please take notes as we watch the following clips.

(Do not mimic zombies, they will kill you.)

You have probably realized by now that this is just for fun, but some of the tips below may just save your life:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some packing to do.


Don’t Forget The Entertainment!


Want to survive the zombie apocalypse? Keeping you and your loved ones sane, is going to be a big step in the right direction. “How can I do that?”, you ask? One word: Entertainment!
Without a good way to exercise your brain, you will end up without it.


Pack a deck of cards, a few good books, and some kind of entertainment device (one with good battery life). I would suggest either the Gameboy color or the original Gameboy, both with good battery life and fun games. If you could charge a laptop with a wind mill or a solar panel you could play movies and shows. I suggest something with a high re-watch value such as Futurama or what ever you could watch a hundred times and still enjoy.
You should have some kind of set monthly or weekly, game day. When you challenge your friends, play music instruments, and having a good time in general, anything to keep morale high. Morale is very important when trying to keep a relatively large group of people from stealing, threatening, and killing each other. Keep going strong!
Now if you’ll excuse me I have some Futurama to watch.